Contemporary Inanity

Mischief at the Bus Garage

The other day, I was chatting with a guest -- it was painfully slow, and I was able to have long chats -- when I looked out the window and saw a bus stopped for a light.  I almost immediately broke into a large gale of laughter.  People looked at me like I was crazy, until I convinced them to look outside.

On the side of the bus was an ad for some award-winning cottage cheese (yes, you read that correctly).  The ad slogan was "The little curd that could".  Someone (at the garage, I have to assume) took a piece of paper, and drew a "t" in approximately the same style as the slogan and placed it over a "c".

The little turd that could.  Made my day.

Thank you, whoever you are!

Sheer Laziness

Yup, that's why I don't update more often than I do, sheer laziness.

Here's something, though.  On my way to work today, there was so much dogshit on the sidewalks that I was like Twinkletoes Flintstone.  For Jah's sake, could you lazy bastard dog owners clean up after your beasts?  You jam the streets around my neighborhood all summer long and you act like a bunch of ingrates, letting your precious pooches soil the route I have to take to work.  If it wasn't such an overused cliche, I might compare you to a vessel used to hold a mixture of vinegar and water.

Oh, well, now I just have the Art Fair to look forward to next week.  Yay.